I have lost about 5lb. My shoe size has increased by one (Your shoe size is supposed to remain fairly constant) and my dress size has increased by one. I’ve been walking more and eating less junk. How is that even possible?
The only thing I can think of is that the individual molecules of my body are no longer chemically attracted to one another and are trying to loosen their stifling chemical bonds.
I will gradually get bigger and less dense until I totally lack structural integrity and have to live life as a pool of viscous liquid in a jar or turn into a cloud and am gradually dispersed.
Either way I still won’t find clothes that fit.